Monday, October 19, 2009

He * loves * me.. he * loves * me not

Just as when I watched Twlight, even as I am reading the book - I am still SO in awe with it, all over again. I mean it's a regualr love story and like most books and/or movies good comes over evil and the love birds live happily ever after (ofcourse unless they have sequels and then it takes that many sequels before thay can walk away into the sun set to live happily ever after. So knowing the outcome how come we (including me), still crave to watch/read them still.


Then I got to thinking. In this cynical world where I know Santa doesn't exist & nethier does the tooth fairy nor does "love" why am I still reading the book? And then I realized it's "thoda hatke" kind of a story. Not your regular boy-meets-girl story. But it just is. No matter how much I/we might want to avoid it we are all suckers when it comes to "emotions". And this book captures that innocent love. It's butterflies in your stomach good. Every time Bella is holding her breath, I realize em holding my breath too. It takes me back to school when I'd have a HUGE crush on a guy and it would be such a BIG thing when he wuld even LOOK @ me. Breaking into a sweat just when he smiles at me or trying to combact those somersaults in my stomach when I'm talking to him!! haha .. good ol days. I think that's what's gotten all the audience attracted to this like a moth to the flame. Even if it's only the female readers :)

Tuesday, October 06, 2009

* honk honk *

Sometimes when em drving ont he road, I wish I was given the authority to stop people and give them a ticket for the way they drive. Who's to say, when people see me drive they must want to do the same thing. But this excerise is not to find fault with me, it's to point fingres @ the other who-the-hell-let-you-on-the-road drivers.


1. When you are drving a car, your doing exactly that driving a car. The first rule of drving on the road is to %$%^&^% keep your eyes on the road. Why? Hel - lo, because your driving on the road? If you want to have a round table confrence with your partner in the passanger seat, here's an idea: why don't you park your car in a parking lot? find a round table. sit. have a conversation. DO NOT DO IT ON THE ROAD.


2. the second rule when you drive is to sneak quick peaks @ the review mirrors and your side mirrors. If you see someone pretty close behind you, DO NOT BLOODY CHANGE LANES. If you do I will break really hard. And yes not HIT you from behind. BUT IF I HAVE A MORON BEHIND ME, LIKE YOU HE WILL NOT BRAKE ON TIME AND HE WILL HIT ME!!!


3. If you are drving slow on the left lane, as the rule on the road sign says, slow cars move to the right lane - it's for you to follow it - it's not there for show-case.


4. how the hell can you not KNOW your indicator is on when it's no longer required?


5. I am all for not putting on ur indicator if you're on the left lane. Becase atleast I am smart enough to know being on the left lane you WILL trun left. But if em right behind you, have the decency to give me 50 yrd notice your turing Right or Left by using your indicator. Don't just suddenly brake and trun! (refer to point 2)


6. why don't we have the right to honk!!!


7. why can't we have a message board that would pop up with the push of a button that would read to the other driver " You Moron, who gave you a drving license?".