Monday, November 09, 2009

Fly way from here..

This I hate about flying - Yes apart from the crazy turbulences that make you wish you’d actually asked that guy/gurl “wanna go for dinner”? or “gone driving instead of flying” you face when you fly, there are other crazy things I simply want to put-a-sock-in-their-mount hate about flying.

1. In this digital world we ALL own a cell phone. Get over it! Don’t scream into ur cell phone and talk like you’re the only one who owns one. I am sure 99% of them probably call the people they wouldn’t ever call otherwise and just scream into their phones. And loudly enough to force us to be the audience.

2. I love you *vomits *. Please I know all about freedom of speech, but limit the use of the term “I love you” in your calls. Shouldn’t the fact that you’re calling them enough to know you “love” them. I think it’s like the travelers get an extra pump of “I love you” in their coffee before they arrive. As soon as they hit the airports like a disease they pick up their phone and scream: “I love you”.

3. Please leave your kids home. Seriously! They cry, they kick the seats in front of them, they TALK ALL THE TIME.

4. Everybody is always in a hurry in the airport or when they are flying. For instance, when you’re in the line for “security check”. First of all it’s a pain that you have to put every firgging item out there for them to search – your bags, take our your toiletries, your laptop, your shoes, shoes, jackets, bangles, ear-rings (eerr.. if they’re metal & 99% of the time they ARE)..... you get the drift . As if I need the guy behind me trying to hurry me. In the middle of all that I’m supposed to dig for my ID and then try to put it back so I donn lose it.

5. Why is the water $3.50 + tax? Didn’t I already pay $500 to fly?

6. In the airplane the moment the flight touches down – people are throwing open their seat belts and getting up to get their bag. No, em not asking them to sit and “chakki pise”, but calm down it’s not the end of the world.