old age calling..
Age – such a scary, yet, an inevitable subject. You KNOW your growing old when:
1. You know Santa C doesn’t exist & have to pay for your own things.
2. You don’t look the same. Trust me it’s a CON.
3. Afraid of roller coasters
4. You can’t party for 3 consecutive nights anymore!
5. Marriage drama.
6. Get married.
7. Older men start hitting on you. I mean REALLY old men.
8. You can’t clean your house without having a back pain for the next 2 days!
9. You have to take a nap before partying in the nights.
10. You’re being referred to as ma’am or aunty.
11. You’ve driven 30 miles and don’t remember how you got there (you’re so busy thinking of something else)
12. You need a drink to be in a happy mood
13. You gain more weight when you work on trying to lose it!
14. You can never find ONE cute guy (then again, I don’t think you find them anyway irrespective of age!)
15. you ask friends ‘where did you drink’ instead of ‘what did you do over the weekend?’
16. loud music in cars becomes noise
17. you make plans “around” your work
18. sex is not an adventure anymore!
19. Breakfasts include fruits and ‘greens’! eeeiew
20. whiskey replaces beer
21. cigars replace ciggies
22. formal wear is not ‘dressing up’
23. you ‘greet’ the girl and not ‘hoot’
24. you ask her out for brunch instead of a late nighter
25. u can hardly bend down to tie ur shoe laces…or even pick a thing up..
26. you regret the “xXx” tattoo on your neck.
27. you openly admit “forgive my stupidity, but what does this mean?”
28. a kid answers back, and leaves you speechless
29. you can discuss global economy better than your hobbies
30. you have to buy granny panties
31. Men – when you need to wear glasses to see em “thongs”
32. You go to work/worship center on your birthday vs. partying wildly with your friends. Your birthday is just another day
33. When you forget your partners birthday, but not your boss’s
34. you are not drink, you cannot spell drunk.
35. You have to stick this list on your fridge, so you can remember what those points of growing old were!
1. You know Santa C doesn’t exist & have to pay for your own things.
2. You don’t look the same. Trust me it’s a CON.
3. Afraid of roller coasters
4. You can’t party for 3 consecutive nights anymore!
5. Marriage drama.
6. Get married.
7. Older men start hitting on you. I mean REALLY old men.
8. You can’t clean your house without having a back pain for the next 2 days!
9. You have to take a nap before partying in the nights.
10. You’re being referred to as ma’am or aunty.
11. You’ve driven 30 miles and don’t remember how you got there (you’re so busy thinking of something else)
12. You need a drink to be in a happy mood
13. You gain more weight when you work on trying to lose it!
14. You can never find ONE cute guy (then again, I don’t think you find them anyway irrespective of age!)
15. you ask friends ‘where did you drink’ instead of ‘what did you do over the weekend?’
16. loud music in cars becomes noise
17. you make plans “around” your work
18. sex is not an adventure anymore!
19. Breakfasts include fruits and ‘greens’! eeeiew
20. whiskey replaces beer
21. cigars replace ciggies
22. formal wear is not ‘dressing up’
23. you ‘greet’ the girl and not ‘hoot’
24. you ask her out for brunch instead of a late nighter
25. u can hardly bend down to tie ur shoe laces…or even pick a thing up..
26. you regret the “xXx” tattoo on your neck.
27. you openly admit “forgive my stupidity, but what does this mean?”
28. a kid answers back, and leaves you speechless
29. you can discuss global economy better than your hobbies
30. you have to buy granny panties
31. Men – when you need to wear glasses to see em “thongs”
32. You go to work/worship center on your birthday vs. partying wildly with your friends. Your birthday is just another day
33. When you forget your partners birthday, but not your boss’s
34. you are not drink, you cannot spell drunk.
35. You have to stick this list on your fridge, so you can remember what those points of growing old were!
posted by Notyergurl`nextdoor at 7:06 PM
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